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big cosmic joke

death driving by in a black chevrolet



(Source: fuqyeahsloths)

04:47 pm, reblogged by karmaripeaspeaches1603
on the subject of [aww] [critters]
+  11:31 pm, by karmaripeaspeaches
in case anyone was curious about my super-busy, intimidatingly cool life

Friday:
•lamented
•ate
•breathed
•etc.
Saturday:
•volunteered at a cat shelter
•but actually
Sunday:
•ate
•breathed
•etc.
Monday:
•made microwaveable glutinous rice dumplings
•etc.
Today:
•confirmed ticket for same day
•packed
•took driver’s test
•passed
•swapped cars
•got chocolate cheese
•got pulled over for speeding
•finagled way out of a ticket
•drove to dmv
•embarrassed self in front of attractive stranger
•got temporary license
•got breathtakingly unflattering picture taken for the actual license
•filled the tank
•drove the approximately 1.5 hour drive to dtw
•explained to security that the slab of chocolate cheese in my bag was a slab of chocolate cheese, not contraband
•realized i was in the wrong terminal
•etc.
up next: macon’s passionate fling with ridgefield, conn.

01:52 pm, by karmaripeaspeaches2
+  12:21 pm, reblogged by karmaripeaspeaches8833
05:44 pm, by karmaripeaspeaches
on the subject of [oh my]
+  01:39 pm, by karmaripeaspeaches
on the subject of [oh]
01:15 pm, by karmaripeaspeaches
on the subject of [pretty things]
+  01:07 pm, by karmaripeaspeaches
on the subject of [wat.]
12:08 am, by karmaripeaspeaches1
on the subject of [critters]
it’s 11:30 on a saturday night and i’m playing words with friends with my little brother who i am also sitting in the same room as and i wish he’d go to sleep so i can have a life hey okay

it’s 11:30 on a saturday night and i’m playing words with friends with my little brother who i am also sitting in the same room as and i wish he’d go to sleep so i can have a life hey okay

11:33 pm, by karmaripeaspeaches
They call me crazy eyes, I have a troubled mind
And a cardboard sign and a jug of wine
ocms

11:19 pm, by karmaripeaspeaches
on the subject of [words]
+  11:16 pm, by karmaripeaspeaches
on the subject of [oh my]
11:14 pm, by karmaripeaspeaches
on the subject of [movies]
+  11:13 pm, by karmaripeaspeaches3
on the subject of [pretty things] [places]