big cosmic joke

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

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tips on kissing boys

deodoranting:

1. start off with slow kisses
2. when he’s least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. swallow him whole
4. slither away you fiesty anaconda

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transparent-flowers:

Netherland dwarf rabbit.

transparent-flowers:

Netherland dwarf rabbit.

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nevver:

Fortune cookie

nevver:

Fortune cookie

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Grace Kelly as Tracy Samantha Lord in High Society, 1956.

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communistbakery:

sexting

communistbakery:

sexting

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