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Friday:
•lamented
•ate
•breathed
•etc.
Saturday:
•volunteered at a cat shelter
•but actually
Sunday:
•ate
•breathed
•etc.
Monday:
•made microwaveable glutinous rice dumplings
•etc.
Today:
•confirmed ticket for same day
•packed
•took driver’s test
•passed
•swapped cars
•got chocolate cheese
•got pulled over for speeding
•finagled way out of a ticket
•drove to dmv
•embarrassed self in front of attractive stranger
•got temporary license
•got breathtakingly unflattering picture taken for the actual license
•filled the tank
•drove the approximately 1.5 hour drive to dtw
•explained to security that the slab of chocolate cheese in my bag was a slab of chocolate cheese, not contraband
•realized i was in the wrong terminal
•etc.
up next: macon’s passionate fling with ridgefield, conn.
it’s 11:30 on a saturday night and i’m playing words with friends with my little brother who i am also sitting in the same room as and i wish he’d go to sleep so i can have a life hey okay
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pica
n. [abbr. picayune] the smallest measurable unit of human connection, typically exchanged between passing strangers—a flirtatious glance, a sympathetic nod, a...
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This cabin was built using only recycled material, except the new roof, and sits on 40 acres in Central California. Submitted by Victor Summers.
