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death driving by in a black chevrolet

in case anyone was curious about my super-busy, intimidatingly cool life

Friday:
•lamented
•ate
•breathed
•etc.
Saturday:
•volunteered at a cat shelter
•but actually
Sunday:
•ate
•breathed
•etc.
Monday:
•made microwaveable glutinous rice dumplings
•etc.
Today:
•confirmed ticket for same day
•packed
•took driver’s test
•passed
•swapped cars
•got chocolate cheese
•got pulled over for speeding
•finagled way out of a ticket
•drove to dmv
•embarrassed self in front of attractive stranger
•got temporary license
•got breathtakingly unflattering picture taken for the actual license
•filled the tank
•drove the approximately 1.5 hour drive to dtw
•explained to security that the slab of chocolate cheese in my bag was a slab of chocolate cheese, not contraband
•realized i was in the wrong terminal
•etc.
up next: macon’s passionate fling with ridgefield, conn.

— 4 months ago
#me?  #brb finding a well to jump into